October 15, 2018SCASA (Santa Claus Aeronautics and Space Agency) reports that all of Santa's data satellites are in 100% working order. All ground receiving units report that they are ready to handle the millions of e-mails and web requests expected now that Christmas is only a little over two months away.
October 16, 2018Fall training camps have opened to help get Santa's reindeer in shape for their epic journey. Many newer reindeer are trying out for one of the eight coveted positions on the team. Santa is reported to have said "While I have every confidence in the current team members, it is only fair to allow all reindeer to compete."
October 17, 2018Mrs. Claus and Dr. Domore have apparently set up their own training camp for Santa Claus himself. "As he gets older," Dr. Domore is quoted as saying, "it is more important than ever that Santa be in top physical condition for his big night."
October 18, 2018Parsnip, chief elf in charge of the Number 5 Toy Factory has confirmed that the factory was forced to shut down for a week recently. "We have all been working so hard to meet our quota that we, and the factory, literally were burned out." After the rest, the factory re-opened and production is said to be on pace to make up for the delay.
October 19, 2018One of the largest shipments ever of cocoa beans has just been transported to the hot chocolate factory here at the North Pole. This should assure that there will be no shortage of hot chocolate for Santa or his elves this year.
October 20, 2018Santa has just announced plans to build yet another Candy Cane plant. "Even though," he said, "we have converted all but one of our rock candy factories to candy canes, there is still more demand than our existing facilities can meet. The new factory will produce all the alternative flavours and colors that are growing in popularity."
Saturday, October 20, 2018
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